TYNOPOLIS- Yesterday, the Passenger Pigeon was made the regional animal. This, however, has sparked controversy, as the Passenger Pigeon is extinct. We interviewed a biologist to find out why this decision was made.
"It's too bad, really," says Christine Personne, a biologist at Tynasia's most prestigious college. "We were well on our way to reviving the extinct bird, but the doofuses that call themselves our leaders decided that they just couldn't wait. Ugh. We're well on our way to finishing the project, however."
Darla Gratch, CIN News.